Lank-haired (effect achieved with much effort and much product) effeminate teenagers with skinny jeans, lean on freshly-painted walls outside sushi-bars eating vegetarian sushi rolls, skin impeccable. “I want to hate you half as much as I hate myself.”

Warp time.

Lank-haired (no wash, no fuss) skinny, hormone-ravaged teenagers with skinny jeans, lean on greasy graffiti-covered walls outside takeaways eating chiko rolls, skin spotty. “Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.”