For a guilt-reduced afternoon

17Mar08

If you know a man is prone to crying, and you don’t like that,

Break up with him in public, over a good beer,

After 18 holes of golf (for which he has paid).

It quells the tear-show.

And the guilt you will feel will be much diminished.

As the butterflies flit behind him and the hot sun browns your skin.


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  1. 1 rich (richmanwisco) on March 17, 2008 said:

    Ouch.

    Should I be taking up golf?

  2. 2 An Unreliable Witness on March 17, 2008 said:

    That fair warmed my heart, so it did. Sigh.

  3. 3 isabelle on March 17, 2008 said:

    blimey, 18 holes of golf !

  4. 4 lolostve on March 18, 2008 said:

    new layout hu? To join the new found freedom?

  5. 5 lillipilli on March 18, 2008 said:

    go golf.
    warm sigh.
    blimey!
    freedom.

  6. 6 LazyBuddhist on March 19, 2008 said:

    damn, girl, you’re a heartbreaker. But your way sounds much more effective and mature than mine which is to simply stop answering their phone calls.

  7. 7 lillipilli on March 19, 2008 said:

    ooh LB, you’ve just given me my method for next time, should there be a next time.

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