I have been given an early re-introduction to two extremely important things to consider when ‘dating’, which somewhat surprisingly had slipped my mind in the last 12 years.
1. Men are bastards.
2. I am an Earth Girl.
Ah well, I live, and I might just learn 
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I’d like to say that men don’t suck, but we really do. I think me n’ Maggie have some weird chemical offset thing, where my bastardness is SOMEWHAT neutralized.
On behalf of all men, I apologize to you for whatever you experienced.
Bump in the road, eh?
Oooh. The stories I could tell you from my past ten years of singledom (or is it singlehood? can someone tell me, I still can’t figure it out). Stuff that would just make your blood boil and make you want to give up entirely. I have for the most part. Given up that is. But you just never know…
hmm… you just need to find an Earth boy
Richie: yes you suck, but I’m going out again later this week with yet another bastard.
Rich: small glitch.
Smiler: Don’t tell me, I don’t want to quit before I really start!
Isabelle: Most boys are Earth Boys, because Earth Girls are Easy…and Earth Boys have a penis.
Very sorry you’ve had a bad time. You deserve much better.
bastard!
oh.
uh oh. if he was a hit and run, he didn’t know what he bumped into, so no worries.
He must be pretty dim.